“OK, has everybody got this?”
The bunch of reprobates in front of me look at me like I just asked if I could take their mother on a date to the local porno theatre.
“I do appreciate that this is not an easy time for anyone, but fuck that, if I can do this, any of you punks can.”
“Does anyone wanna step away now? No questions asked, no judgements made. If you wanna step away raise your hand.”
Two of them raise their hands and I shoot them both in the face.
“OK, has everyone got this?”