#78 A Compassionate Leader
“OK, has everybody got this?”
The bunch of reprobates in front of me look at me like I just asked if I could take their mother on a date to the local porno theatre.
“I do appreciate that this is not an easy time for anyone, but fuck that, if I can do this, any of you punks can.”
I pause.
“Does anyone wanna step away now? No questions asked, no judgements made. If you wanna step away raise your hand.”
Two of them raise their hands and I shoot them both in the face.
“OK, has everyone got this?”